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It's Not A Cult Shorts

$30.00

It’s Not a Cult – Mushroom Shorts
Sure, we gather in groups, wear matching gear, and spend hours trying to choke each other — but it’s not a cult, okay? These limited-edition mushroom shorts bring just the right mix of weird, fun, and functional to your next roll. Built for durability, comfort, and sparking conversation on (and off) the mats.

✔ Light, flexible, and made for all the scrambles
✔ Designed to handle hard rolls — or just hard stares from confused onlookers
✔ Pair them with our “It’s Not a Cult” tee for the full vibe

Join the team — totally not a cult.

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