
“It’s Not a Cult” Mushroom T-Shirt — Just a Group of Strangers in Pajamas… Totally Normal.
Say it loud (or at least on your chest): It’s not a cult. This tee is for those in the know — who understand that showing up to choke your mates a few nights a week isn’t weird at all. The mushroom design adds that perfect touch of mystery and microdose of humor.
✔ Soft, breathable cotton for mat-side or couch-side comfort
✔ Designed to raise eyebrows and start conversations
✔ Ideal for post-training hangs, coffee runs, or awkward family dinners
Once they’re gone, they’re gone — no secret society required.
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